11,251 notes / May 13, 2013 / reblog
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
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- me:*pulls up to the drive thru*
- cashier:hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
- me:can i get a hell yeah
7,471 notes / April 28, 2013 / reblog
